Sunday, August 21, 2005

Graduation Day.

Well, last week I graduated so I took a week off from blogging. Also for the first time since I started this blog I don' t think I have a song in my head. Anyways, getting through college is probably one of the most difficult things I have ever done. The next greatest thing I will ever do is pay off my debt. Seriously though, with all the battles with depression and stuff along the way, I thought I would never get there, but God has been extremely faithful and good to me and I now write to you as an official graduate of the University of North Texas. To think I was only .3 decimals away from graduating with honors! Oh well, better luck next time.

I also noticed all of the honors students and graduate students got to wear all sorts of cool ribbons and tassels and things around their necks. Some red, some green, some who knows what colour. I had a really funny thought that I should wear a red and yellow House Griffendorf scarf from Harry Potter when I walked across stage. I think it would have gone over really well.

One more thing that needs discussion. The guest speaker, some guy that set up the Arts and Sciences advising office, gave the opening speech. Then we had to sing Auld Lang, or whatever it is called, and he asked us to do the gayest thing ever. (By gay I don't mean homosexual. I mean gay as in, not cool or very un-guy like.) He asked that on the last verse of the song, we all cross arms and hold hands with the people next to us and sway back and forth. Most of the people did, albeit looking around sheepishly while they did so. I, however, was on the history aisle, which was all guys. We merely looked at each other with a look that said "there is not a snowball's chance in hell I am doing this." So we all just stood there thinking how ridiculous it all looked. Despite our aloof demeanor it was still better then performing the bizarre ritual. It was like something out of the cheesy Dawson McAllister conferences I went to in Junior High.

We had a party later that night and everyone made predictions of where I would be in the future. Only one had me married. My brother and two of my really good friends growing up came to town. We had a blast hanging out, just like old times, and took some really weird pictures as well. My friend Nicole got to witness a very different side of me. Amber, in regards to your post, next time I graduate I will invite you to my party.


That being said, I have a history degree. What can you do with a history degree? Here are some of the most common things.

-Make history.
-Rewrite history to fit your own skewed view of the world.
-Make a paper airplane out of it.
-Be bitter about why you didn't choose a more lucrative degree.
-Hit on chicks with lines like "If Henry the 8th saw you, he would have never committed murder or been divorced" or "you're as beautiful and priceless as a Ming Dynasty vase," or even "Yeah, I took a class on the history of romance, you want me to show you what I learned?"
-Make a paper boat out of it.
-Argue over the exact location of the Mason-Dixon
-Annoy others on vacation with you as fill their heads with useless anecdotes about every location you visit.

Well, that's just a short list of the many things you can do with this versatile degree.



I better go. Just a quick update. Maybe I'll post some graduation pics later.

P.S. For those of you who don't know, I wasn't even close to graduating with honors. Instead of .3 away it was more like 3.0 away.


6 comments:

annelies said...

so who are you? i'm sure we knew each other at some point, but i need some clues...

benji said...

good to have you back among the blogging. you totally should have rocked the Gryffindor scarf and then had someone from among, say, the psych grads wear a Slytherin one and y'all could have staged a duel in the middle of some speech. that would have been worth the price of admission. I can't blieve you're hating on Dawson McAllister. you don't like your youth group events with a tinge of irritation, feeling suspiciously like a lecture from an angry parent? hmmm, could say something about your spirituality.

Unknown said...

Benji, fix your run-on sentence so I know what the heck you are saying there....what....?

benji said...

What? Run-on?! I punkshuate!

Anonymous said...

(Rhino): JJ Graduated!: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! ...
I knew you'd make it, man! I just want to say that ......
...uh, wait, who are you ... a mafia enforcer you say? No, I don't recall any bet?! ... Oh, that bet ... look I know I said you could have my thumbs if JJ ever graduated, but .. uh .. that was more a figure of speech .. yeah, that's it .. you know, like I would say: "When Pigs Fly, then ..."
... Wow, lookit that, a flying pig ... well that proves nothing ... I was being allegorical or figurative or psychosomatic or some big sounding, non-literal word like that ... I, of course, had full faith that Jeff WOULD graduate and so would never have gambled my thumbs on the outcome ... ever, ever ... so you understand, right? .....
No WAIT!! AAAAAAIIIIGHHH!!!!!................
Dang,Ineededthose.NowIcan'thitthe
spacebarwhenI'mtypinganymore.But
I'llgetby.Whoneedsopposablethumbs
anyway.It'snotasifthey'rewhat
separateusfromthebeasts...what...
theyare?Mymistake.
GOODJOB,JJ!-evenifIdidlosemythumbsinthebargain

Unknown said...

I need time to recover from this.