Greetings fair citizens of New Prussia. The time is 9:20 and I am listening to some dude with an acoustic guitar at a coffee shop. Normally I dislike the usual dude with a guitar at coffee shops because they generally suck and are loud to boot. These guys aren’t too bad though and seem to have quite a following. Apparently they are from out of town and came here just for this show.
I must admit I am having trouble thinking of You Might Be A Bastard jokes. I should probably be one for a time to better find out what all bastards actually do. However I can delight your senses with this bit of Christmas joy. Ever wonder what famous people want for Christmas? Well it here it is. The official...
...2006 Celebrity Christmas List.
1 George W. Bush- Approval ratings, any at all.
2. Nicole Ricci – A piece of rice.
3. Rosie O’Donnell – For her Barbara Walters fantasy to come to true,
4. Donald Trump – To develop his huge head into prime real estate.
5. K-fed – For even his own mother to buy his album.
6.Michael Moore – A box of Krispy Kream doughnuts.
7.Sashe Baron Cohen - For anyone to remember him in six months.
8.Saddam Hussein – To save his own neck.
9. Katie Holmes – For Tom to convert to Mormonism or anything less weird then scientology.
