Dream On.

Hello all. I hope the reading of this blog finds you well. It is 2:22 A.M and I am listening to nothing but the quiet stillness of the night. I want to tell you about a dream I had the other night. It was odd. I dreamt that my brother and I were trying to get on TV as hosts for MTV’s coverage of the NFL draft. Of course MTV doesn’t cover the draft so that makes the tale even weirder. We weren’t doing a very good job impressing them but somehow we were able to worm our way on TV. There was the usual pre-draft rumors and analysis and discussed all these things. The Miami Dolphins had somehow gotten the first pick in the draft (in reality it is Houston.) and were soon going to make their selection. Most people predicted Reggie Bush or Vince Young, no one was sure of which one though. Then the Dolphins walked up to the podium, the room hushed, they gave the commissioner their slip of paper. He opened it, read and cleared his throat. He leaned into his microphone and said “With the first overall pick of this years’ draft, the Miami Dolphins select Will Smith.”

We were all amazed as Will Smith came out and put on a Dolphins jersey. Apparently, not only can he get jiggy with it, but he also makes one hell of a quarterback. I woke up shortly after that. I did not want to stick around to see if the Cowboys selected Mark Walberg or Eminem.

Immigration Protests Result in Largest Illegal Alien Bust

Last weekend thousands upon thousands of Latinos took to the streets to protest immigration reform in the Untied States and thousands upon thousands of them were arrested for illegal immigration. It was the single largest bust law enforcement agencies have ever made. “Well, we saw all these protesters and realized many of them were probably here illegally. It was as easy as shooting ducks in a barrel really,” says Dallas police officer Brad Hinckley. “We couldn’t have asked for a better opportunity.”

The idea has taken root in other areas as well. “We would like to encourage everyone to come out to next months’ drug dealer rally as well. It should be fun for all.” He added. Protests for sex offenders and terrorists are also planned in the coming months.

Well that’s all for now folks. See you later.