Tuesday, April 07, 2009

CA VS NY

The time is 2:30 and I am listening to Wilco. So far my attempts to blog weekly have been more or less successful. For those of you who don't know, there has been a raging debate going on between me and some friends as to which state is better. CA or NY? To help you make an informed decision I have put together a list of Pro's and Con's for each. Please help yourself.

Also this might be hard to read but do to the limited formatting of blogspot, I could not insert a chart. So on the left of the brackets is the CA part and on the right is the NY part. It's the best I can do so deal with it.


Pros and Cons of Cali vs N.Y.

PROS
CA \ NY
Don't need a Coat \ Don't need a car

If your homeless you \ If your homeless you

won't freeze to death \ can have health care

Jeff and Asian girls live there \ Andrew and Jenny live there

You can go to Disneyland, \ You can go to real places
Knotts Berry farm, or other\ of actual historic importance.
man made tourist traps. \

Conan O'Brian, Jimmy Kimmel \ David Letterman, SNL

Oprah is not here \ Oprah is not here either

San Fran, Las Vegas, San Diego, \ Washington D.C., Boston, Niagra,
Tijuana, Grand Canyon, \ all withindays drive.
all within days drive. \

Mountains Nearby \ Mountains nearby

Great beaches \ Central Park

Movie Stars and celebrities \ Movie stars and celebrities

Boardwalks \ Broadway

Fly to Hawaii Cheap \ Fly to Europe Cheap

Hot girls \ Hot girls


CONS
CA\ NY
Might Die in Earthquake \ Might Die in Terrorist Attack

Fake boobs \ Annoying accents

To many illegal immigrants \ To many legal immigrants

Arnold Schwarznegger is the \ Hillary Clinton was the senator.
governer.

Might die from medical waste \ Might die from any number
while swimming in ocean. \ of things in the subway.

State income tax \ State income tax

State is billions in debt \ State is billions in debt

Sean Penn lives here \ Tim Robbins lives here

L.A. Lakers \ N.Y. Yankees

Stockton is nearby \ Philadelphia is Nearby

Rampant Chihuahua's on \ Rampant rats on the subways
the sidwalks


So there you have it, it is a pretty close call really. So place your vote, maybe we can settle this the only way we know how. With a civil war. Anyway, have a good one.

2 comments:

Andrew McMahan said...

NYC also has great beaches. Well, 'great' beaches might be a little stretch. But Atlantic City is near by and so is the Jearsy Shore.

On the down side you mentioned we have State income tax but we also have CITY income tax. no joke.

Andrew

John Carroll said...

Love the rundown here....so I am guessing LA is still the big winner over NY?